Who's teachin' me to love?

Daydreamer. Night Owl.Wanderer. Soul-Searcher. Blackhawks Baby. Reader. Writer. Artist (kind of). Musician. Pop Punker. Comic Lover. Cartoonaholic. Zombie Fanatic. Horror Whore. Meddling Kid. Secret Superhero. Highly Untalented. No self-esteem. Very Expressive.

Enjoy the ride, groovesters.
prosecutorbattletits:

semi-slaughtomatic:

prosecutorbattletits:

"I’ve been waiting for you, m’lady"
sheenah267, semi-slaughtomatic, merchant-del-morte - I am so very sorry but at the same time I’m really not

MUM WHY

"But Cle-aaaaire, friendship is magic!"
and then he mutates into a giant version of that dragon thing and teaches Alexia the true power of friendship

wouldn’t it be more like he tries to bone her instead and then dies from a temper tantrum

prosecutorbattletits:

semi-slaughtomatic:

prosecutorbattletits:

"I’ve been waiting for you, m’lady"

sheenah267, semi-slaughtomatic, merchant-del-morte - I am so very sorry but at the same time I’m really not

MUM WHY

"But Cle-aaaaire, friendship is magic!"

and then he mutates into a giant version of that dragon thing and teaches Alexia the true power of friendship

wouldn’t it be more like he tries to bone her instead and then dies from a temper tantrum

2 минуты назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 7 заметок
prosecutorbattletits:

"I’ve been waiting for you, m’lady"
sheenah267, semi-slaughtomatic, merchant-del-morte - I am so very sorry but at the same time I’m really not

MUM WHY

prosecutorbattletits:

"I’ve been waiting for you, m’lady"

sheenah267, semi-slaughtomatic, merchant-del-morte - I am so very sorry but at the same time I’m really not

MUM WHY

13 минут назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 7 заметок

prosecutorbattletits:

semi-slaughtomatic replied to your post: I’m very much all about ‘beauty is in …

except their mothers

being a bit optimistic there dear

41 минуту назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 1 заметка
Tagged as: #ur probs right 
can you get jack daniels honey over there (a drink not a literal pot of honey) that shit is beaut with lemonade

oh frick frack yeah we got honey whiskey up the fucking wa-zoo apparently or I’m friends with people in the cartel cause that’s what I usually try and have

48 минут назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | Заметок: 0
come here share whiskey with me

I had Daniels on the rocks the other day and god damn it was so good like

when I first tried it a couple years ago I gagged on it because whiskey is whiskey, but damn, that shit was smooth. That shit was smoother than my ass after a fucking shower.
54 минуты назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 2 заметки

you’re my fucking favourite

56 минут назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 1 заметка
Tagged as: #grimmy88 

please someone give me fucking booze for the love of fuck

1 час назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 2 заметки

tried playing guitar

ended up crying instead

guess that’s out

1 час назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | Заметок: 0

I just woke up from a nap and I wish I wasn’t awake. I have 0 idea of what to do cause mum’s home so I basically cant do anything.

I kinda want food but I ate too much.

Maybe I’ll do some acoustic and try and not bleed myself out whoops.

1 час назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | Заметок: 0

RARE WORDS

acosmist - one who believes that nothing exists
paralian - a person who lives near the sea
aureate - pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 
dwale - to wander about deliriously
sabaism - the worship of stars
dysphoria - an unwell feeling
aubade - a love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - to speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips

3 часа назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 159~216 заметок
Tagged as: #vocabulary 
congenitaldisease:

In 2003 Brian Wells, a pizza delivery man, received a call to deliver a pizza to an address which later proved to be fake. When he arrived at the location, two men forced him at gunpoint to put on a large metal collar with a time-bomb attached. They then handed him a note with instructions to rob a bank and complete various other tasks, including delivering the cash takings at a specified location. He was told that if he completed each task within a specified time-limit, the bomb would not explode, however investigators later found that the bomb was rigged to explode regardless of whether he completed the tasks. This was presumably to decrease the number of witnesses against the conspirators.
Soon after having the collar forced upon him, Wells robbed a bank with a homemade shotgun which had been provided for him. He demanded $250,000 but left with less than $10,000, and was apprehended by police outside the bank. While being threatened by police he begged them to call the bomb squad, but they were sluggish in their attempts to do so. Eventually a bomb squad was called in by the police half an hour after the robbery, but they arrived three minutes too late. At 3:18pm the bomb detonated around Wells’ neck blowing a massive hole through his chest. He died at the scene and footage of the explosion was broadcast live on television. Two of the conspirators were charged and convicted in 2007; Kenneth Barnes and Marjorie Deihl-Armstrong were sentenced to forty-five years and thirty years behind bars respectively. They both claimed upon arrest that Wells was conspiring with them to rob the bank, and that he assumed the bomb would be a fake.

congenitaldisease:

In 2003 Brian Wells, a pizza delivery man, received a call to deliver a pizza to an address which later proved to be fake. When he arrived at the location, two men forced him at gunpoint to put on a large metal collar with a time-bomb attached. They then handed him a note with instructions to rob a bank and complete various other tasks, including delivering the cash takings at a specified location. He was told that if he completed each task within a specified time-limit, the bomb would not explode, however investigators later found that the bomb was rigged to explode regardless of whether he completed the tasks. This was presumably to decrease the number of witnesses against the conspirators.

Soon after having the collar forced upon him, Wells robbed a bank with a homemade shotgun which had been provided for him. He demanded $250,000 but left with less than $10,000, and was apprehended by police outside the bank. While being threatened by police he begged them to call the bomb squad, but they were sluggish in their attempts to do so. Eventually a bomb squad was called in by the police half an hour after the robbery, but they arrived three minutes too late. At 3:18pm the bomb detonated around Wells’ neck blowing a massive hole through his chest. He died at the scene and footage of the explosion was broadcast live on television. Two of the conspirators were charged and convicted in 2007; Kenneth Barnes and Marjorie Deihl-Armstrong were sentenced to forty-five years and thirty years behind bars respectively. They both claimed upon arrest that Wells was conspiring with them to rob the bank, and that he assumed the bomb would be a fake.

3 часа назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 247 заметок
Tagged as: #damn #history 
3 часа назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 1~928 заметок
beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 

beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…

Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?

It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 

3 часа назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 48~986 заметок

night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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3 часа назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 217~345 заметок

forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

3 часа назад on Сентябрь 14th | J | 71~890 заметок