Ellis.
How about you date Nick.
And I will date Jesy.
And we can all just be happy together 5 ever.
I wish.
//sob
LITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
im crying
My face hurts
oh my GODFOgif
LMFAO Shiiiiit I’m crying. That was too much!!
im literally in tears. I didnt even think that i was going to cry watching this. My sides hurt
swiss fucking cheese goddamnit
that pain
LITERALLY ME WHEN I PLAY THIS GAME.
LITERALLY.
(via dollya)

Uniting the Planet for a Journey to Another Star
Former astronaut Mae Jemison (and living legend) will spearhead the audacious 100 Year Starship plan to send mankind on an interstellar adventure.
(via jesymckinney)
Can Steve at least get a mention in RE6? Or maybe a flashback? That’s All I ask. I want to know how my baby is doing.
(via proudveins)
Just as a heads-up.
There’s a new drug on the market that’s a mixture of cocaine and high amounts of LSD.
It gets you really high really fast and causes massive halluncinations and insensitivity to pain.
So um.
All of those people you see that…
I’M STILL BRINGING MY APOCALYPSE KIT WITH ME EVERYWHERE.
It’ll be in every major city soon.
And then.
the world.
Just as a heads-up.
There’s a new drug on the market that’s a mixture of cocaine and high amounts of LSD.
It gets you really high really fast and causes massive halluncinations and insensitivity to pain.
So um.
All of those people you see that are acting like zombies were probably on that drug.
I know this because I went to the State’s Attorney’s Office with my mum for volunteer work and she hears all that shit from the cops that are in contact with the cops from those places.
JUST AN FYI BECAUSE I’M MEAN.
Fuck.
I HATE getting feels at the worst time.
I’M SORRY OH MY GOD I DIDN’T MEAN TO
Also, Ren and Jesy, I’ve gotten 4000 words into my Nellis fanfiction and it is dedicated to the both of you because ilu guys um yeah.
what.
really.
I want to see this.
I do.
like really bad.
bad
it’s almost 2/3 of…
should I email it to you or something?
Um.
It’s mostly shitty attempt at angst and action.